I am Unsure on if I Should Post the Next "Weird Stuff I Did When I Was A Kid"

So this is what you are getting today instead, but I don't know what "this" is so let me think of something.

How about... Hmmm. I know! I am crazy =D

No, really, I am.

It is hard to really explain how I am crazy, but if you ask some of my friends they will tell you that it is either really funny or terrifying. I have not yet figured out what causes my craziness, but it is always an adventure, even though it goes one of two ways: I am very angry or I start thinking in terms of my reality.

My friend Andy recently experienced the angry side of my crazy. Now, I am pretty sure he has always known that I was and forever will be crazy, but I don't think he knew to what extent. His first approach was to try to cheer me up with being his usual self, then with jokes, and eventually he just stood there looking at me in a silence and occasionally saying "Are you okay?" even though he knew the answer. Looking back on this whole situation, it is pretty funny, well for me it is.

I am not sure why I was so angry, but I really was. After he went back to work I ran down to Haggen and then up to Sharis a short while later where my friend John listened to my ranting for a while.

Then there is the fun crazy. Basically this is how it goes: you think that calling your friend is normal? No, no it is not. How on EARTH is that normal?

Or: Why would I go talk to that person? I only see them everyday without talking to them, it would be weird to start now.

Or something I like to call "Job Quest." This is a game I have created for myself in my mind whenever I am looking for a job. I start to imagine that I am in Middle-Earth (as in Lord of the Rings type of Middle-Earth) and I am Aragorn, fighting my way through an application to some place of employment (which is kind of a quest within the overall quest of "Job Quest"), but the application isn't the only obstacle. There are other job-hunters out there and they are ugly orcs. Yes, that is right, orcs. I don't think that I need to stress how dangous these hideous creatures are. But wait! There is yet another quest within this quest! There is the interview process and the only way to slay the orcs is by being able to give a better impression to the mothers and fathers (interviewers/employers) than those disgusting orcs trying to finish MY quest BEFORE me! The only way to finish "Job Quest" is to find a job, which by default means that I have killed all of the other job-hunters hope of working where I have taken a position unless I leave, but that would take me back to square one, and I don't want that.

Ta ta for now!

P.S. I did not have this typed up on Word before I posted it. I wrote it on here, so excuse the weirdness, but this is actually how my mind works most of the time lol